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Die Simpsons

Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons

ursprünglich verwaltet von Benjamin Weiland <benjamin.weiland@uloc.de>
Zusätzlichen Dank an Dirk Reiche <dirk.reiche@uloc.de> für die RAMs, Sven Leipold <sven.leipold@gmx.net> und Mike Duffy <100423.1030@compuserve.com> für kleine Textkorrekturen.

Original Recordings & Compilation Produced by Alf Clausen
ISBN 0-7379-0099-7

01 ["THE SIMPSONS" MAIN TITLE THEME (mp3, 215kB)] (:49 Version) (:49)
[Baritone Sax Solo by Terry Harrington]
(Danny Elfman/arr & adapt. Alf Clausen
aus der Folge Cape Feare (10/7/93)
 The Simpsons...
02 [LISA'S SAX (Medley) (mp3, 268kB)] (1:05)
aus der Folge Lisa's Sax (10/19/97)
Übersetzung
a)THOSE WERE THE DAYS (:56)
Homer (Dan Castellaneta), Marge (Julie Kavner), Announcer (Dan Castellaneta) & Bart (Nancy Cartwright)
(Charles Strouse/Lee Adams) Special Lyrics by Al Jean/Mike Reiss
Homer: Boy, the way the Bee Gee's played,
Marge: Movies John Travolta made,
Homer: Guessing how much Elvis weighed,
Homer & Marge: Those were the days!
Marge: And you knew where you were then,
Homer: Watching shows like "Gentle Ben",
Homer & Marge: Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!
Homer: Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac,
Marge: Coming out of my eight-track,
Homer & Marge: Michael Jackson still was black, those were the days!
Announcer: 'The Simpsons' is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Homer: Hey there meathead, what are ya watchin'?
Bart: I thought I'd check out the Warner Brothers Network.
b)"WB'S PROUD TO PRESENT" THEME (:09)
Frog (Dan Castellaneta)
(Alf Clausen/Dan Castellaneta/Al Jean/Mike Reiss)
Frog: We're proud to present on the WB,
another bad show that no one will see!
Ah, I need a drink.
03 [ALL SINGING, ALL DANCING (Medley) (mp3, 438kB)] (1:43)
aus der Folge All Singing, All Dancing (1/4/98)
a)"GONNA PAINT YOUR WAGON" THEME & REPRISE (:57)
Clint (Dan Castellaneta), Hombre (Hank Azaria), Townspeople Chorus & Lee Marvin (Dan Castellaneta)
(Alf Clausen / Steve O'Donnell) *
Übersetzung
Clint &
Hombre:
Gonna paint our wagon,
Gonna paint it good,
We ain't braggin',
We're gonna coat that wood.
Townspeople: They're gonna paint that wagon,
gonna paint it good,
they ain't braggin',
they're gonna coat that wood.
Lee: Gonna paint your wagon,
Gonna paint it fine,
Gonna use oil-based paint
'cause the wood is pine.
Women: Ponderosa Pine!
b)A SINGING, DANCING, ENTERTAINMENT MACHINE (:46)
(Dan Castellaneta), Marge (Julie Kavner), Lisa (Yeardley Smith) & Bart (Nancy Cartwright)
(Alf Clausen / Steve O'Donnell) *
Homer: Oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing?
Marge: I thought it was toe-tapping fun!
Homer: Singing is the lowest form of communication.
Marge: Homer, you sing all the time!
Homer: No, I don't. I hate to rhyme.
Lisa: You like musicals, don't you dad?
Homer: No, I don't, I think they're bad.
They're fake and phony and totally wrong.
Bart: Wake up dad, you're singing a song.
Homer: I wouldn't, I couldn't, I hate that stuff.
Marge: Now Homer, listen, I've had enough.
In our family videos we have clearly seen,
you're a singing, dancing, entertainment machine.
04 [THE SPRING IN SPRINGFIELD (mp3, 597kB)] (2:24)
Homer (Dan Castellaneta), Belle (Tress MacNeille), Springfield Townsfolk & Flanders (Harry Shearer)
aus der Folge Bart after Dark (11/24/96)
(Alf Clausen/Ken Keeler) *
Übersetzung
Homer: My friends! Stop!
Sure. We could tear this house down...
No! My friends! Stop! Let me finish.
We could tear it down,
but we'd be tearing down a part of ourselves!

You could close down Moe's,
Or the Kwik-E-Mart,
And nobody would care,
But the heart and soul
Of Springfield's in
Our Maison Derriere!
Belle: We're the sauce on your steak,
We're the cheese in your cake,
We put the spring in Springfield.
Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown,
Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown,
Belle &
Dancing Girls:
Yes we put the spring in Springfield.
Belle: We're that little extra spice
That makes existence extra-nice,
A giddy little thrill
At a reasonable price.
Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's
With your total lack of morals.
Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,
Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad!
Belle &
Dancing Girls:
The gin in your martini,
The clams on your linguine,
Yes we keep the
[Belle flicks Bumblebee Man's antenna]
In Springfield!
Wiggum,
Krusty & Skinner:
We remember our first visit,
Quimby: The service was exquisite!
Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea!
Quimby: Come on now, you were working here!
Grampa
& Jasper:
Without it we'd have had no fun
Since March of 1961!
Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted,
Jimbo, Dolph
& Kearney:
We just heard this place existed!
Dancing Girls: We're the highlights in your hairdo,
Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu,
Dancing Girls: So don't take the
[Barney opens a Krusty-in-the-box]
Alle: We won't take the
[Sideshow Mel blows on his slide-whistle]
Yes let's keep the
[Moe crashes two garbage can lids together]
In Springfield!
Flanders: Well, I'm convinced. The house stays.
05 [SIMPSONCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALA(ANNOYED GRUNT)CIOUS (Medley) (mp3, 331kB)] (1:21)
aus der Folge Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (2/7/97)
a)TURKEY IN THE STRAW (:18)
Lisa (Yeardley Smith), Homer (Dan Castellaneta) & Marge (Julie Kavner)
(trad./arr. & adapt. Alf Clausen)
Lisa: We have our own suggestions for the new nanny.
Would you like to hear them?
Homer: You have my undivided attention.
[Meanwhile, in Homer's brain, goofy animals dance to "Turkey in the Straw."]
Marge: Well I'd like to hear your suggestions.
Lisa: Mayestro, if you please...
b)MINIMUM WAGE NANNY (1:03)
Lisa (Yeardley Smith), Bart (Nancy Cartwright), Homer (Dan Castellaneta), Marge (Julie Kavner) & Grampa (Dan Castellaneta)
(Alf Clausen / Al Jean / Mike Reiss) *
Lisa: If you wish to be our sitter,
Please be sweet and never bitter.
Help us with math and book reports,
Bart: Might I add - eat my shorts!
Lisa: [spoken] Bart!
Bart: [spoken] Just cuttin' through the treacle.
Lisa: If Maggie's fussy, dont avoid her,
Bart: Let me get away with moider!
Lisa: Teach us songs and magic tricks,
Homer: Might I add - no fat chicks!
Marge: [spoken] Homer!
Lisa: The nanny we want is kindly and sage,
Homer: And one who will work for minimum wage.
Lisa: Hurry nanny, things are grim,
Grampa: [spoken] I'll do it!
Bart & Lisa: Anyone but him.
06 [CUT EVERY CORNER (mp3, 440kB)] (1:46)
Shary Bobbins (Maggie Roswell), Bart (Nancy Cartwright), Lisa (Yeardley Smith), Wiggum (Hank Azaria), Apu (Hank Azaria), Homer (Dan Castellaneta) & Marge (Julie Kavner)
Alf Clausen / Al Jean / Mike Reiss)*
aus der Folge Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (2/7/97)
Shary: Alright, children, let's clean up this room.
Bart: Oh man.
Lisa: Do we have to?
Shary: No, no. I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast.

If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run,
Don't pout, don't sob,
Just do a half-assed job!
If you cut every corner
It is really not so bad,
Everybody does it,
Even mom and dad.
If nobody sees it,
Then nobody gets mad,
Bart: It's the American way!
Shary: The policeman on the beat
Needs some time to rest his feet.
Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
Shary: And the clerk who runs the store
Can charge a little more
For meat!
Apu: For meat!
Shary: And milk!
Apu: And milk!
Beide: From 1984!
Shary: If you cut every corner,
You'll have more time for play,
Shary & OFF: It's the American way!
07 [A BOOZEHOUND NAMED BARNEY (mp3, 463kB)] (1:48)
Shary Bobbins (Maggie Roswell), Lisa (Yeardley Smith), Bart (Nancy Cartwright), Barney (Dan Castellaneta), Moe (Hank Azaria) & Homer (Dan Castellaneta)
(Alf Clausen / Al Jean / Mike Reiss) *
aus der Folge Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (2/7/97)
Shary: It's 8:00, children. Time for bed.
Lisa: But we're not sleepy.
Bart: Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins.
Lisa: Yes, sing us a song.
Shary: I've been singing you songs all day. I'm not a bloody jukebox!
Oh, alright.

In front of a tavern,
Flat on his face,
A boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case.
Barney: Buy me a beer,
Two bucks a glass.
Come on, help me,
I'm freezing my ass. Buy me brandy,
A snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine.
Moe: Move it, ya drunk,
Or I'll blast your rear end.
Barney: I found two bucks!
Moe: Then come in, my friend!
Shary: And so, let us leave
On this heartwarming scene.
Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not till you're fifteen.
08 [HAPPY JUST THE WAY WE ARE (mp3, 383kB)] (1:33)
Marge (Julie Kavner), Shary Bobbins (Maggie Roswell), Homer (Dan Castellaneta), Lisa (Yeardley Smith), Bart (Nancy Cartwright), Flanders (Harry Shearer) & Barney (Dan Castellaneta)
aus der Folge Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (2/7/97)
Marge: Shary, you did the best you could, but you can't change this family. And neither can I. From now on I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the ride.
Shary: But haven't I taught you people anything?
Homer: Nope.
Lisa: Nope.
Bart: Nope.
Marge: Nope.
Shary: So you like it this way?
Homer: Undoubtedly.
Around the house, I never lift a finger,
As a husband and father, I'm sub-par.
I'd rather drink a beer
Than win father of the year,
I'm happy with things the way they are.
Lisa: I'm getting used to never getting noticed,
Bart: I'm stuck here till I can steal a car.
Marge: The house is still a mess,
And I'm going bald from stress,
Bart, Marge
& Lisa:
But we're happy, just the way we are.
Flanders: They're not perfect,
But the Lord says "Love thy neighbour".
Homer: Shut up, Flanders.
Flanders: Okely-dokely-do.
Shary: Don't think it's sour grapes,
But you're all a bunch of apes,
And so I must be leaving you!
Bart & Lisa: Good-bye, Shary Bobbins!
Marge: Thanks for everything!
Barney: So long, Superman!
Lisa: Do you think we'll ever see her again?
Homer: I'm sure we will, honey. [Shary is sucked into a passing plane's jet engine] I'm sure we will.
09 ["SIMPSONCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALA(ANNOYED GRUNT)CIOUS" END CREDITS SUITE (mp3, 196kB)] (:45)
The Alf Clausen Orchestra
(Alf Clausen / Al Jean / Mike Reiss)
aus der Folge Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (2/7/97)
10 [CASH AND CARY (mp3, 196kB)] (:46)
Announcer (Harry Shearer), Krusty (Dan Castellaneta), Prisoners, Bart (Nancy Cartwright) & Lisa (Yeardley Smith)
(Alf Clausen/Ken Keeler)
aus der Folge The Brother From Another Series (2/23/97)
Announcer: Live From Springfield penitentiary's faboulous big opening area in cellblock D: It's the Krusty the Clown prison special!
Krusty: I slugged some jerk in Tahoe,
They gave me one to three.
My high-priced lawyer sprung me
On a technicality.
I'm just visiting Springfield Prison,
I get to sleep back home tonight.
Prisoners: [grumbling]
Krusty: Hey-hey, I kid! I kid 'cause I love.
I tell ya, the best folk in the world are prison folk.
Bart: Man, those cans love Krusty!
Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
Lisa: And vice-versa.
11 [MEET THE FLINTSTONES (mp3, 129kB)] (:29)
Homer (Dan Castellaneta)
(Joe Barbera/Hoyt Curtin/William Hanna)
aus der Folge Marge Vs. The Monorail (1/14/93)
Homer: Yabadabadoo!
Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
Waaaah!
12 [UNDERWATER WONDERLAND (mp3, 221kB)] (:54)
Homer (Dan Castellaneta) & Marge (Julie Kavner)
(Alf Clausen / Greg Daniels)
aus der Folge Homer: Bad Man (11/27/94)
Homer: [fearfully] Marge? Kids? Everything's gonna be just fine.
Now go upstairs, and pack your bags...
We're going to start a new life... under the sea.

[calypso music starts]
[Homer dances with fish as Lisa plays a seahorse saxophone, Marge a squid harp, and Bart the xylophone clams]
Under the sea, under the sea,
There'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea!
Marge: Homer, that's your solution to everything: to move under the sea. It's not gonna happen!
Homer: Not with that attitude!
13 [HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. BURNS (mp3, 177kB)] (:47)
Smithers (Harry Shearer), Mr. Burns (Harry Shearer) & The Ramones
(Mildred Hill / Greg Daniels) ***
aus der Folge Rosebud (10/21/93)
Smithers: There are several fine young men, who I'm sure are gonna go far. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Ramones!
Burns: Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves.
Ramone 1: I'd just like to say this gig sucks!
Ramone 2: Hey, up yours, Springfield.
Ramone 1: One, two, three, four!
Happy Birthday to you! (Happy Birthday!)
Happy Birthday to you! (Happy Birthday!)
Happy Birthday, Burnsey,
Happy Birthday to you!
Ramone 3: Go to hell, you old bastard.
Ramone 4: Hey, I think they liked us!
Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: But, Sir, those aren't-
Burns: Do as I say!
14 [THE FIELD OF EXCELLENCE (mp3, 132kB)] (:30)
Awards Show Singers, Mr. Burns (Harry Shearer), Lisa (Yeardley Smith) & Bart (Nancy Cartwright)
(Alf Clausen / Jeff Martin/ Al Jean / Mike Reiss / Jay Kogen / Wallace Wolodarsky)
aus der Folge Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (8/27/92)
All singers: It's the first annual Montgomery Burns Award for...
Male singers: Outstanding achievement in...
Female singers: The field of...
All singers: Excellence!
Burns: Yes, that was Bonita De Wolf & The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Soft Shoe Society.
Lisa: This award is the biggest farce I ever saw.
Bart: What about the Emmys?
Lisa: I stand corrected.
15 ["THE ITCHY & SCRATCHY & POOCHIE SHOW" THEME (mp3, 59kB)] (:15)
Studio Singers
(Robert Israel / Sam Simon / Alf Clausen / David Cohen)
aus der Folge The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (2/9/97)
 (Voice A is the normal theme song voice; voice B is a new, lower-pitched, more dog-like voice.)
Voice A: They fight! And bite!
Voice B: And bark!
Voice A: They fight and fight and bite!
Voice B: And bark!
Voice A: Fight fight bite!
Voice B: Woof woof woof!
Voice A: The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show!
16 [POOCHIE RAP SONG (mp3, 123kB)] (:27)
Itchy (Dan Castellaneta), Scratchy (Harry Shearer) & Poochie (Dan Castellaneta)
(Alf Clausen/David? Cohen)
aus der Folge The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (2/9/97)
Itchy: Look Scratchy! It's our new friend, Poochie!
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot.
Poochie: The name's Poochie D
And I rock the telly,
I'm half Joe Camel
And a third Fonzarelli.
I'm the kung fu hippie
From gangsta city,
I'm a rappin' surfer,
You the fool I pity.
Scratchy: Oh, Poochie is one outrageous dude!
Itchy: He's totally in my face.
17 [THE CITY OF NEW YORK VS. HOMER SIMPSON (mp3, 493kB)] (2:07)
aus der Folge The City Of New York Vs. Homer Simpson (9/21/97)
a)NO REGARDS (:03)
The Alf Clausen Orchestra & Lisa (Yeardley Smith)
(Alf Clausen) *
Lisa: Kickin' it: A musical journey through the Betty Ford center.
b)YOU'RE CHECKIN' IN (2:04)
Marge (Julie Kavner), Broadway Musical Cast, Bart (Nancy Cartwright) & Lisa (Yeardley Smith)
(Alf Clausen/Ken Keeler) *
Marge: You know, when I was a girl I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.
Judge: How do you find the defendant?
Juryman: He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent.
Man: Freaked out behaviour both chronic and recent.
Jury: Drinking and driving, narcotic possession.
Man 2: And that's just page one of his ten page confession!
Judge: I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,
But this is LA and you're rich and famous!

[Im Betty Ford Centre]
Criminal: I'm checking in.
All: He's checking in.
Criminal: I'm checking in,
All: Checking Checking In,
Criminal: No more pills or alcohol,
No more pot or Demorol,
No more stinking fun at all,
I'm checking in.
All: He's checking in, he's checking in.
Doctor: No more looking pale and thin,
No more bugs beneath your skin.
Criminal: Hey, that's just my aspirin.
All: Check it out, you're checking in!
Bart: When I grow up, I wanna be in the Betty Ford Center.
Marge: You better start saving now. It's very expensive.
Lisa: Shh. They're strapping down Liza Minelli.
18 ["QUIMBY" CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL (mp3, 87kB)] (:20)
Studio Singers & Announcers (Hank Azaria & Harry Shearer)
(Alf Clausen / Bill Oakley / Josh Weinstein) *
aus der Folge Sideshow Bob Roberts (10/9/94)
 Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink,
We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap,
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed.
Announcer 1: Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you.
Announcer 2: Paid for by the "Mayor Quimby for Mayor" Mayoral Committee.
19 ["THE SIMPSONS" END CREDITS THEME (mp3, 197kB)] (:45)
Sonic Youth
(Danny Elfman) ****
aus der Folge Homerpalooza (5/19/96)
20 [TRASH OF THE TITANS (Medley) (mp3, 486kB)] (1:58)
aus der Folge Trash Of The Titans (4/26/98)
a)BEFORE THE GARBAGE, MAN! (:31)
Homer (Dan Castellaneta), Lisa (Yeardley Smith) & Marge (Julie Kavner)
(Alf Clausen)
Homer: Jean-Paul, how are the new uniforms? Do they match the suede boots? Beautiful.
Did you get the new trucks? Are they amphibious?
Well, it's only one way to find out. We can always buy more.
Lisa: Wow, Dad. You're really working hard.
Homer: Yes, I gotta work hard, honey. Daddy made a lot of crazy promises.
Marge: I'm really proud of you, Homey. But can the Garbageman really do all the things you said?
Homer: Oh, the Garbageman can, Marge. The Garbageman can.
b)THE GARBAGEMAN (1:27)
Homer (Dan Castellaneta), Garbagemen, Marge (Julie Kavner), Wiggum (Hank Azaria), Bart (Nancy Cartwright), Lisa (Yeardley Smith) & Springfield Townsfolk
[With alternate vocals for you, too]
(Alf Clausen / Ian Maxtone-Graham) *
Homer: Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you?
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie too?
The Garbage Man!
Trash Men: Oh the Garbage Man Can!
Homer &
Trash Men:
The Garbage Man can
And he does it with a smile
And never judges you.
Marge: Who can take this diaper?
Trash Man: I don't mind at all!
Chief Wiggum: Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
The Garbage Man!
Trash Men: Yes the Garbage Man can.
U2: The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly blokes.
courteous and easy-going.
They'll mop up when you're over flowin'!
Bono: And tell you when your arse is showing'!
Apu: Who can?
Sideshow Mel: Who can?
Flanders: Who can?
Oscar: Who can?
Alle: The Garbage Man can!
Bart & Lisa: Coz he's Homer Simpson, man!
Alle: He cleans the world for you!
21 [CANYONERO (mp3, 322kB)] (1:25)
Hank Williams, Jr. & Studio Singers
aus der Folge The Last Temptation Of Krust (2/22/98)
 Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, (Yah!) Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
22 [EVERYONE LOVES NED FLANDERS ("THE ADVENTURES OF NED FLANDERS" THEME) (mp3, 142kB)] (:32)
Studio Singers, Homer (Dan Castellaneta), Ned Flanders (Harry Shearer) & Todd Flanders (Nancy Cartwright)
aus der Folge The Front (4/15/93)
 Hens love roosters, geese love ganders,
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
Homer: Not me!
 Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Ned: [seeing Rod and Todd praying] Knock that off, you two.
It's time for church.
Todd: We're not going to church today.
Ned: What? You give me one good reason.
Todd: It's Saturday.
Ned: Okelly-dokelly-do!
 Hens love roosters, geese love ganders,
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
23 ["SCORPIO" END CREDITS (mp3, 176kB)] (:40)
Sally Stevens
(Alf Clausen / Ken Keeler)
aus der Folge You only move twice (11/3/96)
 Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health.
He'll welcome you into his lair,
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest.
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions,
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!
24 ["CHIEF WIGGUM, P.I." MAIN TITLE (mp3, 273kB)] (1:05)
Troy McClure (Phil Hartman) & The Alf Clausen Orchestra
(Alf Clausen) *
aus der Folge The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (5/11/97)
Troy: Not long ago, The Fox Network approached the producers of "The Simpsons" with a simple request: thirty-five new shows to fill a few holes in their programming lineup. That's a pretty daunting task and the producers weren't up to it.
Instead, they churned out three Simpsons spin-offs, transplanting already popular characters into new locals and situations.
First up: A gritty crime drama, starring Springfields beloved Police Chief Wiggum.
Keep at least one eye open, 'cause his best friends, the Simpsons, might just pop in to wish him luck.
Let's us wish him luck, too. Good luck, Wiggum!

["Chief Wiggum, P.I." Theme]
25 ["THE LOVE-MATIC GRAMPA" MAIN TITLE (mp3, 238kB)] (:56)
Troy McClure & Studio Singers
(Alf Clausen / Dan Greaney) *
aus der Folge The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (5/11/97)
Troy: Oh, hi! Welcome back to our spinoff showcase.
Could "The Simpsons" ever have maintained its popularity without Moe the bartender?
Let's hope so, because Moe's leaving to do his own sitcom. But don't panic, he's taking a familiar sidekick with him. And his best friend Homer might just pop in to wish him luck.
Let's take a peek!
Singers: While shopping for some cans,
An old man passed away.
He floated up toward Heaven,
But got lost along the way.
Now he's the love-matic Grampa.
The wise Socratic Grampa.
He'll fill our hearts with love.
26 [THE SIMPSONS SPIN-OFF SHOWCASE (Medley) (mp3, 945kB)] (3:50)
aus der Folge The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (5/11/97)
a)"THE SIMPSONS FAMILY SMILE-TIME VARIETY HOUR" OPENING THEME & REPRISE (2:11)
Troy McClure (Phil Hartman), Brockman (Harry Shearer), Marge (Julie Kavner), Bart (Nancy Cartwright), Lisa's Substitute (Pamela Hayden), Homer (Dan Castellaneta) & Tim Conway
(Alf Clausen / Steve Tompkins) *
Troy: In our final spinoff tonight, the Simpson family finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their talents.
Unfortunately, one family member didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative casting, you won't even notice.
Show us what you got, TV!
Brockman: Live from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield, it's "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!"
Featuring the Waylon Smithers dancers...
... and the Springfield Baggy-Pants Players ...
... and now, a family that doesn't know the meaning of the word "cancelled": The Simpsons!
OFF: Come along and bring the family,
Come along and join the fun,
Come along and join the family
Join the family ... Simpson!
Roll Call!
Marge: Remember me, my name is Marge,
The TV mom whose hair is large!
Bart: Step back, mom, it's Bart's turn now!
Eat my shorts, don't have a cow!
"Lisa": I'm Lisa, peppy, blonde, and stunning!
Sophomore prom queen five years running!
Go, Lisa!
Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. Stop the music.
Where's dad?
"Lisa": Here he is!
Homer: I'm hiding from the-the-the-the ghost!
Marge: Ghost? What ghost?
Homer: B-b-before the show you said we were having a special ghost tonight.
Marge: I said we were having a special guest tonight - Mr. Tim Conway!
Homer: What's a timconway?
Conway: Oh, about 120 pounds.
OFF: It's the Simpsons Family
Smile Time Variety
Hour!
b)CANDY MEDLEY: I WANT CANDY; PEPPERMINT TWIST; LOLLIPOP; WHIP IT; I WANT CANDY (REPRISE) (1:39)
Marge (Julie Kavner), Homer (Dan Castellaneta), Bart (Nancy Cartwright), Lisa's Substitute (Pamela Hayden), Jasper (Harry Shearer), Smithers (Harry Shearer) & Variety Show Cast
(Bob Feldman/Jerry Goldstein/Richard Gottehrer/Bart Bens)(Joey Dee/Henry Glover)(Beverly Ross/Julius Dixon)(Mark Mothersbaugh/Gerry Casale) *
Marge: Inflation, trade deficits, horrible war atrocities ... how are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?
Homer: Well, I know one thing in this world that's still pure and good.
Marge: Christian love?
Homer: No. Candy! Sweet, sweet, candy!
[singing] I want candy!
Marge: But don't you want to end world famine?
Bart: I want candy!
Marge: Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?
"Lisa": I want candy!
Marge: Well if you won't think of society's ills ...
H & B & L: I want candy!
Marge: At least, think of our dentist bills.
"Lisa" & Bart: I got a new dance and it goes like this.
And the name of the dance is "The Peppermint Twist".
Yeah!
Jasper: Lollipop, Lollipop, oh Lolli Lollipop, Lollipop!
[He gets to the finger-popping part and manages to launch his dentures a short distance.]
Oww.
Smithers: Crack that Whip.
Liquorice Whip.
I said "Whip It".
Liquorice Whip.
OFF: We want candy!
We want candy!
Candy!
27 [THE BALLAD OF JEBEDIAH SPRINGFIELD (mp3, 186kB)] (:43)
Rick Logan & Dick Wells [Harmionica Solo by Tommy Morgan]
(Jeff Martin)
aus der Folge Lisa the Iconoclast (2/18/96)
Übersetzung
 Hitch that team up, Jebediah Springfield,
Whip them horses, let them wagons roll,
That a people might embiggen America,
That a man might embiggen his soul,
His soul...
His soul...
28 [IN MARGE WE TRUST (Medley) (mp3, 559kb)] (1:51)
aus der Folge In Marge We Trust (4/27/97)
a)KLANG AND KOTO (:37)
Lisa (Yeardley Smith), Homer (Dan Castellaneta) & Pitchman (Sab Shimono)
(Alf Clausen) **
Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out. He holds the package up to his eye. A videotape tumbles out and bonks Homer in the face] Ow!
Lisa: It's a videotape.
Homer: Put it in! Put it in!
Man: Oh, hello, American investor. I see you are interested in distributing Mr. Sparkle in you home prefecture. You have chosen wisely. But please - don't believe me. Observe this commercial.
b)"MR. SPARKLE" THEME & LOGOKLANG AND KOTO (mp3, 559kB)] (1:14)
Cast (Sab Shimono, Gedde Watanabe, Denice Kumagai & Karen Maruyama), Bart (Nancy Cartwright), Homer (Dan Castellaneta), Lisa (Yeardley Smith) & Announcer (Harry Shearer)
(Alf Clausen) **
 [Japanese Mr. Sparkle-Commercial is shown, but Homer, Bart and Lisa don't quite know what to make of this]
Bart: Boring!
Homer: That didn't explain anything. All I know is that they stole my face and used it for their stupid logo. There's no other explanation.
Lisa: Wait, look!
 [cut to the TV screen again]
Announcer: Mr. Sparkle. A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks [a smiling fish appears on the left half of the screen] and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern [a light bulb appears on the right half of the screen. The two logos meld to form -- Mr. Sparkle!]
Lisa: Hey! It was all a coincidence.
Bart: Yep. There's your answer, fishbulb.
Homer: Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on kids, let's go home.
Bart: We are home.
Homer: That was fast.
29 ["KRUSTY THE CLOWN" MAIN TITLE (mp3, 79kB)] (:16)
The Alf Clausen Orchestra
(Alf Clausen)
aus der Folge Bart Gets Famous (2/3/94)
30 [CAPE FEARE (mp3, 456kB)] (1:35)
aus der Folge Cape Feare (10/7/93)
a)ANY LAST REQUESTS? (:30)
Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) & Bart (Nancy Cartwright)
(Alf Clausen)
Bob: Well, Bart... any last requests?
Bart: Well, there is one, but... nah.
Bob: [curious] No, go on.
Bart: Well, you have such a beautiful voice.
Bob: [arrogantly] Guilty as charged.
Bart: Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore".
Bob: Very well, Bart. I shall send you to heaven before I send you to hell.
b)H.M.S. PINAFORE (:10)
Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer)
(William Gilbert/Arthur Sullivan/arr. & adapt. Alf Clausen)
Bob: And two, and three, and...
We sail the ocean blue
and our saucy ships are beauty
we are sober man and true
and attentive to our duty.
c)BART'S HOLDING THE BUTTERCUP (:10)
Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer)
[Base: "Poor Little Buttercup"]
(William Gilbert/Arthur Sullivan/arr. & adapt. Alf Clausen)
Bob: I'm called little Buttercup,
poor little Buttercup.
Oh, I could never tell why.
d)BART AND BOB AND BOUNCE (:09)
Bob (Kelsey Grammer) & Bart (Nancy Cartwright)
[Base: "I Am The Captain Of The Pinafore"]
(William Gilbert/Arthur Sullivan/arr. & adapt. Alf Clausen)
Bob: What never? No, never. What, never?
Bob & Bart: Hardly ever! He's hardly ever sick at sea!
e)THE ACT IS UP (:36)
Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer)
[Base: "He Is An Englishman"]
(William Gilbert/Arthur Sullivan/arr. & adapt. Alf Clausen)
Bob: For he himself has said it
and it's clearly to his credit
that he is an Englishman,
he remains an Englishman!
31 [MR. PLOW (mp3, 214kB)] (:54)
Homer (Dan Castellaneta), Lisa (Yeardley Smith) & Bart (Nancy Cartwright)
(Jeff Martin)
aus der Folge Mr. Plow (11/19/92)
TV-Homer: Hello, I'm Mr. Plow. Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers? And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?
TV-Bart
& TV-Lisa:
Uh huh.
TV-Homer: Then call KLONDIKE5-3226. Call now and receive a free T-shirt!
TV-Lisa: But I'm a real tight wad. Can I afford this remarkable system?
TV-Homer: Absolutely. My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
TV-Bart: You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
TV-Homer: Shut up boy! So remember:
Call Mr. Plow,
That's my name,
That name again
Is Mr. Plow.
Homer: Well, John Q. Driveway has our number. Now, we play the waiting game!
[pause]
Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry-Hungry-Hippos.
32 [PLOW KING (mp3, 226kB)] (:53)
Barney (Dan Castellaneta), Linda Ronstadt & Moe (Hank Azaria)
(Jeff Martin)
aus der Folge Mr. Plow (11/19/92)
Übersetzung
Barney: Well, well. If it isn't Mr. Plow.
[starts destroying Homer's figure]
Linda: Hey Plow King, save some for me!
Barney: Wow, Linda Ronstadt!
Moe: Linda Ronstadt! How'd ya get her?
Barney: Oh, we've been looking for a project to do together for a while.
Linda: When the snow starts a-fallin'
There's a man you should be callin'
That's KL5-4796,
Let it ring!

Mr. Plow is a loser,
And I think he is a boozer,
Barney &
Linda:
So you better make that call to the Plow King!
33 ["KAMP KRUSTY" THEME SONG (mp3, 271kB)] (1:09)
Head Camp Counselor Mr. Black (Hank Azaria) & Kamp Krusty Kids
nowiki>(Alf Clausen/Al? Jean/Mike? Reiss/Jay? Kogen/Wallace? Wolodarsky)</nowiki>
aus der Folge Kamp Krusty (9/24/92)
Mr. Black: Alright, you balls of pan drippings, I wanna see crisco coming out of these pores. We're not leaving, until this Christmas Ham gives me a pull-up.
Campers: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
Though your swings are rusty,
We know they'll never break.
Kearney: Louder! Faster!
Campers: From your gleaming mess hall,
To your hallowed baseball field,
Your spic n' span infirmary,
Where all our wounds are healed.
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below Mount Avalanche.
We will always love Kamp Krusty,
A registered trademark
by the Krusty Corporation.
All rights reserved!
34 [THE SIMPSONS END CREDITS THEME (JAZZ QUARTET VERSION) (mp3, 175kB)] (:40)
Homer (Dan Castellaneta)
[Baritone Sax Solo by Terry Harrington]
(Danny Elfman/arr. & adapt. Alf Clausen)
aus der Folge Lisa's Sax (10/19/97)
 [Lisa's Saxophone End Credits]
Homer: Lisa! Stop Saxomophone already.
 [Lisa's Saxophone stops, the music goes on]
35 [UNION STRIKE FOLK SONG (Parts 1 & 2) (mp3, 182kB)] (:44)
Lisa (Yeardley Smith) & Lenny (Harry Shearer)
(Jeff Martin / Jay Kogen / Wallace Wolodarsky)
aus der Folge Last Exit To Springfield (3/11/93)
Übersetzung
Lisa: Come gather 'round children,
It's high time ye learnes,
'Bout a hero named Homer
And a devil named Burns.

We'll march till we drop,
The girls and the fellas,
We'll fight till the death
Or else fold like umbrellas.

So we'll march day and night,
By the big cooling tower,
They have the plant,
But we have the power.
Lenny: Now do classical gas!
36 [RAPPIN' RONNIE REAGAN (mp3, 113kB)] (:24)
Homer (Dan Castellaneta) & Ronnie Reagan (Harry Shearer)
(Alf Clausen)
aus der Folge Homer Loves Flanders (3/17/94)
Homer: Don't worry - I brought my Rappin' Ronnie Reagan Tape. It alway makes the trip go faster.
Ronnie: Well, well, weh-weh-well...
Homer: Hehehe, you know son, he did say "well" a lot.
Ronnie: Well, well, weh-weh-well, well, well, weh-well...
37 [CLETUS THE SLACK-JAWED YOKEL! (mp3, 233kB)] (1:11)
Rick Logan, Dick Wells, Cletus (Hank Azaria) & Brandine (Tress MacNeille)
(Alf Clausen / Steve Tompkins)
aus der Folge 22 Short Films About Springfield (4/14/96)
 Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again some folk'll
Like Cletus
The slack jawed yokel.
Cletus: Hey, what's going on on this side?
Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview.
Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway? Naw, you best bring 'em back where from you got 'em.
Cletus: Okay. Back you go. To waits for a woman or left discriminating taste.
 Most folk'll never lose a toe
And then again some folk'll
Like Cletus
The slack jawed yokel.
Cletus: Hey you know what? I could call my ma while I'm up here.
[yelling] Hey, maw! Get off the dang roof!
38 ["YA-HOO" MAIN TITLE (mp3, 134kB)] (:28)
Announcer (Hank Azaria) & The Alf Clausen Orchestra
(Alf Clausen)
aus der Folge Colonel Homer (3/26/92)
Announcer: Hold on to your pitchforks, everybody. It's time again for...
 YA-HOO!
Announcer: Starring in alphabetical order: Yodelin' Zeke, Butterball Jackson, Freddy-boy and Yuma, Cloris Mozelle, Big Shirtless Ron, Orville and Hurley, Cappy Maye, Hip Diddler, Rudy, the Ya-Hoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band, and tonight, in our syndicated TV-Review, Lurleen!
39 [THE LAND OF CHOCOLATE (mp3, 396kB)] (1:32)
Horst (Phil Hartman), Homer (Dan Castellaneta), Fritz (Hank Azaria) & The Alf Clausen Orchestra
(Alf Clausen)
aus der Folge Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk (12/5/91)
Horst: You have been safety inspector for two years.
What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?
Homer: Uh... All of them?
Horst: I see... Then you must have some good ideas for the future as well?
Homer: I sure do!
Hans: [waits for a follow-up, which doesn't come] Such as?
Homer: Well, uh... oh, I wish the candymachine wasn't so picky about taking beat up Dollar bills.
Because... a lot of workers really like candy...
Horst: We understand, Homer. After all, we are from the land of chocolate.
Homer: Mmmm... the land of chocolate...
[imagines himself walking through the "land of chocolate"]
La-la, lalalala, la-la, lala...
Hans: Mr. Simpson! Mr. Simpson!
Homer: Oh, I'm sorry. We were talking about chocolate?
Horst: That was ten minutes ago!
40 ["SKINNER & THE SUPERINTENDENT" THEME (mp3, 73kB)] (:13)
Studio Singers & Chalmers (Hank Azaria)
(Alf Clausen / Ken Keeler) *
aus der Folge 22 Short Films About Springfield (4/14/96)
 Skinner, with his crazy explanations
The superintendent's gonna need his medication
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town tonight.
Chalmers: Seymour!
41 [PRESIDENTS' SONG (mp3, 223kB)] (:48)
Skinner (Harry Shearer) & Springfield Elementary School Play Cast
(Alf Clausen / Jeff Martin / Frank Mula)
aus der Folge I Love Lisa (2/11/93)
Skinner: Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theatre and picking up after yourselves.
We begin with a tribute to our lesser known presidents.
Kids: We are the mediocre presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler,
There's Fillmore and there's Hayes.
There's William Henry Harrison,
Harrison: I died in thirty days!
Kids: We... are... the...
Adequate, forgettable,
Occasionally regrettable
Caretaker presidents of the U-S-A!
42 [THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER (mp3, 307kB)] (1:14)
Announcer (Harry Shearer) & Bleeding Gums Murphy (Daryl L. Coley)
(Francis Scott Key/arr. & adapt. Alf Clausen)
aus der Folge Dancin' Homer (11/8/90)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, to honor America, will you please rise for our National Anthem sung tonight by our Rythm'n'Blues entertainer Bleeding Gums Murphy!
Murphy: Ooooooooooooooh say,
Can you, I'm asking, can you seeeee
byyyyy the dawwwwwwwwww...
[time passes]
Aaand the rocket's red glaaaaaaaare,
The bombs bursting, suit it on, pop and wail up in the aiiiiir...
[time passes]
... laaaaaaaaaand of theeeeeee...
[time passes]
... hooooooooome of theeeeeeeeeeeee braaaaaaaaaaaave.
[huge sigh of relief from crowd]
43 [TALKIN' SOFTBALL (mp3, 340kB)] (1:16)
Terry Cashman
(Terry Cashman)
aus der Folge Homer At The Bat (2/20/92)
 Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile...

We're talkin' softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin' softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

We're talkin' softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin' softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.
44 [LIKE FATHER, LIKE CLOWN (Medley) (mp3, 271kB)] (1:04)
aus der Folge Like Father, Like Clown (10/24/91)
a)A WARM ROUND (:24)
Krusty (Dan Castellaneta) & Kids
(Alf Clausen)
Krusty: Boys and girls, I'd like to be serious for a moment if I may. Spotlight please. I just wanted... I just wanted... Come on guys, I'm not doing the spotlight bit. Let's have a warm Krusty welcome for my estranged father, Rabbi Hyman Krustowski. Lenny, a little reconciliation music, if you please.
b)OH, MY PAPA (:31)
Krusty (Dan Castellaneta), Rabbi Krustofski (Jackie Mason), Moe (Hank Azaria) & Barney (Dan Castellaneta)
(Paul Burkhard/Geoffrey Parsons/John Turner)
Krusty: Oh, mein Papa
To me he was so wonderful,
Oh mein papa, come on dad,
to me he was so good, you know the words.
Krusty & Hyman: Noone could be,
so gentle and so lovable...
Moe: [moved to tears] I got something in my eye...
Barney: Here, take my hankie.
Moe: [sees Barney's filthy handkerchief] Agh!
Krusty & Hyman: He always understood...
c)A LOVE THING (:09)
Rabbi Krustofski (Jackie Mason) & Krusty (Dan Castellaneta)
(Alf Clausen)
Krusty: We haven't seen each other for 25 years!
Hyman: Oh, I love you, son.
Krusty: I love you, too, Daddy.
45 [BLESSED BE THE GUY THAT BONDS ("McBAIN" END CREDITS) (mp3, 205kB)] (:37)
Sally Stevens
(Alf Clausen / Jeff Martin)
aus der Folge Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (2/21/91)
 The rules that constrain of the men
mean nothing to McBain!
The punches that bring pain to other men
mean nothing to McBain!
McBain! McBain! McBain!
46 [YOU'RE GONNA LIKE ME (THE GABBO SONG) (mp3, 253kB)] (:42)
Gabbo (Hank Azaria), Vin Scully Impersonator (Harry Shearer), Gabbo Show Singers, Krusty (Dan Castellaneta) & Girl (Pamela Hayden)
(Jeff Martin/John? Swartzwelder)
aus der Folge Krusty Gets Kancelled (5/13/93)
Gabbo: You're gonna like me,
You're gonna love me,
'Cause I can do most anything.

I can do the hully gully,
I can imitate Vin Scully!
[spoken]
Let's take time out from this triple play to talk about Farmer Dan's Pure Pork Sausages! Mmm, mmm...

I'll give out shiny dimes,
I'll travel back in time!
Dolls: You're gonna like him,
You're gonna love him,
It's the greatest show in to-ow-ow-ow-own!
Gabbo!
Krusty: Ah, that dummy doesn't scare me. I've had plenty of guys come after me, and I've buried them all. Hobos, sea captains, Joey Bishop.
Pennycandy: Don't forget the Special Olympics.
Krusty: [wistfully] Oh, yeah... I slaughtered the Special Olympics!
47 [CAN I BORROW A FEELING? (mp3, 207kB)] (:47)
Kirk Van Houten (Hank Azaria), Band Members & Luann Van Houten (Maggie Roswell)
(Alf Clausen / Steve Tompkins)
aus der Folge A Milhouse Divided (12/1/96)
Kirk: I've got something I'd like to say. Would you guys do a favor for a guy in love?
Band Member: Sure.
Band Member 2: Yeah, that's why we're here.
Kirk: Hi everybody... Hi. Ad hit it!
Can I borrow a feelin'?
Could you send me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love!
[music stops]
How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
Louann: Ooh, no!
48 [THE SIMPSONS END CREDITS THEME (Philip Glass Homage) (mp3, 235kB)] (:55)
Alf Clausen Orchestra
(Danny Elfman/arr. & adapt. Alf Clausen)
aus der Folge Treehouse Of Horror VI (10/29/95)
49 [WE LOVE TO SMOKE (mp3, 220kB)] (:42)
Patty (Julie Kavner) & Selma (Julie Kavner)
(Alf Clausen / Al Jean / Mike Reiss)
[Previously unreleased track]
aus der Folge Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (2/7/97)
Patty: We love to smoke...
Selma: Till our lungs turn grey.
We love to smoke...
Patty: Seventeen packs a day.
We love to smoke...
Selma: Like a chim-chem-e-ney.
Although we're broke...
Patty: Before 2003.
50 [APU IN "THE JOLLY BENGALI" THEME (mp3, 68kB)] (:16)
Studio Singers
(Alf Clausen / Matt Groening) *
[Previously unreleased track]
aus der Folge 22 Short Films About Springfield (4/14/96)
 When you need a late night snack
a heat lamp dog or a Duff sixpack
then pull out your wallet and don't hold back
with Apu Nahasapeemapetilon!
51 [THE GARBAGEMAN (Long Demo Version) (mp3, 510kB)] (2:03)
Studio Singers
(Alf Clausen / Ian Maxtone-Graham)
[Previously unreleased track with Milhouse section intact]
aus der Folge Trash Of The Titans (4/26/98)
 Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you?
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie too?
The Garbage Man!
 Oh the Garbage Man Can!
 The Garbage Man can
And he does it with a smile
And never judges you.
 Who can take this diaper?
 I don't mind at all!
 Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
The Garbage Man!
 Yes the Garbage Man can.
 The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly blokes.
courteous and easy-going.
They'll mop up when you're over flowin'!
 And tell you when your arse is showing'!
 Who can take my Daddy
And my Mommy too
Make 'em get along like Moms and Dads are s'posed to do?
The Garbageman! I hope the Garbageman can.
 The Garbageman can't,
but he's got a giant stack of buried comics for you.
 The Garbage Man can!
 Coz he's Homer Simpson, man!
 He cleans the world... for... you!
52 [SEOR BURNS (LONG VERSION) (mp3, 541kB)] (2:12)
Tito Puente & His Latin Jazz Ensemble [Lead Vocal by George Balmeseda]
(Alf Clausen / Bill Oakley / Josh Weinstein) *
[Previously unreleased track]
aus der Folge Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two) (9/17/95)
Singer: Wounds won't last long, but an insulting song
Burns will always carry with him.
So I'll settle my score on the salsa floor
With this vengeful Latin rhythm.
Chorus: Burns!
Singer: Con un corazo'n de perro.
Chorus: Seor Burns!
Singer: El diablo con dinero.
It may not surprise you, but all of us despise you
Please die, and fry in hell
You rotten rich old wretch.
Chorus: Burns!
Singer: Con un corazo'n de perro.
Chorus: Seor Burns!
Singer: El diablo con dinero.
It may not surprise you, but all of us despise you
Please die, and fry in hell
You rotten rich old wretch
Adios viejo.
53 [HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. SMITHERS (mp3, 67kB)] (:15)
Smithers (Harry Shearer) & Mr. Burns (Harry Shearer)
(Mildred Hill / Patty Hill)
[Previously unreleased track]
aus der Folge Rosebud (10/21/93)
Smithers: And another topic: The preparation for your birthday have begun.
Burns: I won't get what I really want.
Smithers: No one does.
Burns: [in Smithers' imagination a naked Mr. Burns is breaking out of a birthday cake singing]
Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers...
Smithers: [groans in pleasure at the thought.]
Note: Numbers in parentheses denote original airdates
All Orchestrations by Alf Clausen, except:
* Dell Hake
** Alf Clausen & Dell Hake
*** The Ramones
**** Sonic Youth